Thursday, February 12, 2015

Modi’s Man ki Baat Vs AIB’s Tan Ki Baat

Bromance or Bro-Roast?

We have been served aplenty for our visual appetite in the last one week.
On one hand PM Modi’s histrionics with his brother Obama was giving us enough entertainment junk, while on the other, AIB released the missile teaser of a Bro roast of God Brothers Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.
Humor Climate of India has got a choking shock! Fed on the insipid middle class sensibility laced Comedy with Kapil where cross dressers like Gutthi and Daadi fanned the ‘Bhaandgiri ‘ in Indian Jeans, Indian audiences were in for a nuclear shock, when AIB’s Bro Roast launched like a rocket fuelled by deep conditioned ‘gaalis’ which fetches ‘taalis’.

Teenagers have since been going gaga over the Bro Roast which has been thrown as a snacker or an appetizer to them to create more hunger for uncensored bully fun. Meanwhile parents and guardians of teenagers have ganged up to debate about the sixty plus year old issue; where exactly is our country headed…?

What‘s working for us? Modi’s Man ki baat or AIB’s Tan ki baat?

AIB has gone much ahead and beyond  ‘stann’ki baat’  .

The Curtain Raiser was done by the ‘Family Melodrama’ Prince of our country, Karan Johar. His English humor ‘assed’ and ‘corkscrewed’ the stage and he nailed it as a Roast Master with his declaration, ‘Let the filth Begin’.

The show was so Politically Incorrect to the extent of not even sparing the popular Prime Minister Modi to the Bachchans to the Khans, while graphically and very democratically critiquing and expostulating the specialty of the genitals of almost all the famous Bollywood stars and starlets.

Roasting is a comedic art form that originated in 1949 in New York and has been adapted across the world since.

It’s interesting to witness the beginning of a deliberate laughter lab culture under controlled environment where the audience paid Rs4000 each to get the sadistic pleasures out of all the possible filth coming out from the ‘annals’ of the jokers including Karan Johar and his men of the hour Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor. 

Their only defense is a Disclaimer:
The following video is filthy, rude and offensive.

Some of the citations of the great effort made by the comedians to make people laugh, possibly at their decision of coming to the show are as under-
Ashish Saikiya  of Team AIB announces that Pariniti Chopra is not here because she was told that she would be fucked by 10 dudes in front of 4000 people and that’s the reason Karan Johar is here.

Another roaster Raghu Ram of the Roddies fame proudly shared that the only time when I saw so many choots (vaginas) at the same place was when I was auditioning them. He gave a slogan-
“Gaaliyaan Do, lakhon chutiye dekhenge.“
(Use the swear word and you’ll be watched by lakhs of duffers).

 He further used the slang ‘Bhosadi Ke’ saying I just gave you 50 more views.

His humble advice to Ranveer and Arjun was-

“If you can work hard, one day you can suck Adi Chopra’s cock.”

The only female team member of Team AIB Aditi Mittal was introduced with the idea-Google Aditi Mittal and it says Bhai aaj tu bina hilaye so ja. (Please sleep without masturbating tonight).

Now, this super hit show along with capacity audience that paid thousands of Rupees to watch this guttural cry of filth also managed millions of hits on You Tube. The response is enormous and I’m sure the organizers have turned smart enough to take the route of social media in the absence of strict cyber laws in the country.

The ‘Awaara Media’ (virtual space) has no issues in becoming a strong platform to the advent of this new comedy revolution laced with generations of suppressed desires to discuss the cunt of each other’s mothers, sisters, wives, girlfriends and looking at gender as sex.

 It does not spare anyone in its pun intended fun.
This is just the beginning of a new debate in the country where no guardian has the ability to filter the quality of social media content being used by their children on the mobile phones, I pads and lap tops while their parents are busy sealing fat deals for the golden future of their young ones.

So as the Nation awaits ‘Acchhe Din’, AIB serves ‘Nange Din’ to our ever wanting national youth.  We are after all, a country of extremes.  That’s the fun!

Moral Policing and Moral Polishing Drive of our Nation is to witness an upsurge and observe how youngsters LOL !

Pankaj Dubey is a Best Selling Author (What A Loser! Published by Penguin) and a filmmaker based out of Mumbai.

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